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What is it that makes the average well person to buy a parrot and what was it that caused me to have not one but two. I've had a parrot before, and should know better and I knew what it's like to live with them. So I am an idiotor what?

So now here I am again with a scream and howl howl beep beep beep beep toot toot toot, it echoed in my it hurts in my ears around me hovers feathers and dust. a layer of fine dust, lies over and under everything.



My free time consists of cleaning.

I vacuum the floor, I wipe my furniture.

I find bird shit on the sofa

I find bird shit on the floor

I find bird shit on my shirt

I find bird shit on my lap

I find bird ​shit under my socks

I find bird shit on the birds that shit on each other

I clean at all times.


                                        Outside the window I hear people laughing free happy people people who have no parrots.

                                                           People who clean once or twice a week.

                                           People who do not know how to change the dust bag in the vacuum cleaner.

                                        People who can have plants all over the house and not as I just in my  fish tank.

           People who can make a sandwich without birds that hang and dangle from the shoulders. ​give me butter give me                                                                     giv giv giv ​NOW NOW NOW NOW.

                              People can watch TV without having to have the highest volume in order to hear what they say.

                                               People who may have something in their mouths without anyone cares.

                                                 People who can put down a pen without having to hide it in a box.

People who can have a cup of coffee on the table without having to hold it, therefore, two parrots are trying tipping over the cup                                                                                         all the time.

     People who have quiet at home at night and can continue to sleep in the summer when the sun rises at 3:58 when my parrot                                                                          wakes up and starts shouting.

                                       People who do not know the feet price of different paper brands and does not care.
                                                           For the dont use 50 feet per day to wipe bird ​shit.

                                             Speaking of paper. wife wanted. you must work at a paper factory.

                                      I also prefer that you are of the opposite sex when I'm a bit old-fashioned of me.

         Offered

                                  
                                                         

                little fat bald man with hair on the back and a small pen hum nooo now it was close that I lied.

But Please email and tell me a little about your self and how much staff discount you have. mailto: bosjogren@bredband.net





All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...

                                              So was Jack Nicholson wrote day in and day out in a scary movie from 1980.

   I'm a very calm and nice man but my parrots are slowly making me crazy.



and it scares me a bit.

No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...


                                                             No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...

                                                            No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...

                                                               No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...

                                                             No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...

                                                             No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...

                                                             No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...

                                                             No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...

                                                            No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...

                                                               No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...

                                                             No fun just cleaning make Bosse a dull boy ...

                                                                                Here comes Bosse!

                                                                   And Bosse has been transformed into?

                                                         The pet killer.

Gunnar and Lisa what are you doing under the couch? I jokes just came up now. I are ​not mad. Come come come see what I hav                                                                   in  me hand good good so come look now.


                                                                       HA HA HA I tricked you

                                                                           Finally peace and quiet.


                                                                                       Nope!

                                                                  All images on this page are arranged.

                                                                      I declare that my birds alive and well.

                                                                           Parrots can be a pain in the ass.

                                      But,
but, in my next life, if I have more left I will probably get parrots again.

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